So I finished Killing Jesus by Bill O’Reilly. At the end he mentions Americans influenced by Jesus Christ. George Washington. Cool, gotcha. Abraham Lincoln. Good. Martin Luther King Jr. I agree. AND…Ronald Reagan. You lost me Bill. Good thing you mentioned Reagan because otherwise I wouldn’t have believed you wrote this book.

did-you-kno:

A homeowner in England left the window to a spare bedroom open for three months, eventually discovering that thousands of wasps had taken over the bed with a nest that measured 3’ wide by 2.5’ deep.  Source



How could you ignore a room that long?

did-you-kno:

A homeowner in England left the window to a spare bedroom open for three months, eventually discovering that thousands of wasps had taken over the bed with a nest that measured 3’ wide by 2.5’ deep. Source

How could you ignore a room that long?

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kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

Tesco, you’re drunk. Go home.

monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

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Handsome Kitty!

Handsome Kitty!

Max found a piece of hard candy, picked it up in his mouth, carried it to the bathroom, dropped it, and started batting it around. Because fuck you, that’s why.

Max found a piece of hard candy, picked it up in his mouth, carried it to the bathroom, dropped it, and started batting it around. Because fuck you, that’s why.

Thanks for letting me take a photo of you at the top of the stairs. Not! Dick.

Thanks for letting me take a photo of you at the top of the stairs. Not! Dick.