Puberty’s the best when it’s you and me and Far2.

"Let’s throw them a Surprise Jedi Party." "SURPRISE, BITCHES!"

http://chavisory.tumblr.com/post/97532292077/natalunasans-blue-author-duskenpath

natalunasans:

blue-author:

duskenpath:

oli-via:

duskenpath:

Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

Explain

The explanation is that liminal spaces are in between places that bridge Here with There,…

The entire state of Nevada, outside of Las Vegas. Nothingness.

Anonymous said: That's the thought I have in my head all the time though. What I this person just gets tired of me? I constantly ask to see them more and more because I need them? I know they tell me and even promise they won't leave but what if they do? The last person promised me she wouldn't leave and then out of nowhere she tells me it's over. All I wanted was a chance to work it out and I didn't get it. I never get that second chance. So I have trust issues in other peoples commitment :(

shutyourwh0rem0uth:

I understand. My ex promised he would never leave and he did. Unfortunately it happens… And it’s so important to learn to depend on yourself before you depend on someone else. Wanting to be around someone you love is normal, but as individuals we have to learn not to rely on their presence and find happiness in them. Finding happiness as best you can in yourself should be the first goal.

The happiest I’ve ever been is not basing my happiness around someone else. I used to get upset when someone was angry and such, but now I’m like, “If you’re mad, that’s your problem.” I know someone who bases her entire happiness around her boyfriend’s moods and it tears her up inside. I’m not quite sure if she likes it or not but it worries me at times. Once he was just a little bit peeved at her and she bursts into tears. That can’t be healthy. But which one of us is truly mentally healthy?

Doubtless any horoscope seems ‘true’ if it tells you that you are highly attractive to the opposite sex and your worst fault is generosity.

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

"So you better show me a little more respect around here, MR. MAN!" — Annie Wilkes, Misery

Many of the people who came to us were of the kind who would be a nuisance anywhere but have special opportunities in a bookshop. For example, the dear old lady who ‘wants a book for an invalid’ (a very common demand, that), and the other dear old lady who read such a nice book in 1897 and wonders whether you can find her a copy. Unfortunately she doesn’t remember the title or the author’s name or what the book was about, but she does remember that it had a red cover.
all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it